Written by Tim, Aubrey, Jon and Cindy.
Publish date: 5/7/2007 - Xanga Publishing Co.
A Children's Book Series
What is the title? Eh?
I don't want anyone I don't know very well to see me right now
Once upon a time there were four friends. One of them died because time killed him. So the rest of them started on an adventure together. Job and princess bubble gum frolicked in the woods together, but then Job started chasing after princess bubble gum who was on the dark side of the moon at this time. They began on a mountain and then went into the woods which were apparently on the back side of the moon. Job was chasing princess bubble gum but she got away remember? She was walking but they were trying to call her so she turned off her phone. Little did they know that... There were two others chasing them who were not friends with them. They wanted to get them and hurt them. "When we have gotten you we will hurt you" they said. They must have heard them then. So they jump up and down and they FLY!!! To another mountain away from the villains and found themselves on a mountain that was like a trampoline with friendly squirrels and began preaching to the squirrels, spreading the good word of Buddha. And what did Buddha teach them? I will tell you... He taught them how to see through walls and to levitate off the ground - one or two inches at the most. Princess bubble gum found their other friend Pom Pom. She was a little bit more introverted than job and princess bubble gum. But they had her stand on the mountain to preach the word of Buddha. And she did it well, by George. Job and princess bubble gum and pom pom fled from the Nazis who were lead by Tustrutel and they hid themselves in the snow where the Nazis could not find them. But the twist was that they thought that Tustrutel was their friend but he was actually conspiring against them, so they got really mad. But the Nazis were conspiring against them so they got more scared. And they got so frightened that they needed to talk themselves out of it and were saying "oh you know, this isn't really happening", to calm themselves down. They convinced themselves that it was all pretend and none of it was really happening. So instead of being in the snow hiding from the Nazis, they pretended like they were going to Jupiter, and for a minute, they did. They hopped from the moon over to Jupiter using those moon boots that were on Arthur . but once they got to Jupiter they had to take off their moon boots, because you cant wear moon boots on Jupiter. But this is where they got scarred again because they were on Jupiter and didn't know what to do. It was all in their heads though, and they were still in the snow so they stayed quiet for longer. The Nazis looked for them and conspired against them in languages that they didn't understand until the Nazis went away one by one. Tustrutel was their friend after all and he sent the Nazi away and invited them to a party. So princess bubble gun and job led the way to the party carrying a shield and a flail. Princess bubble gum was carrying the shield and job was carrying the flail. So then Job went to the woods by himself and all his friends had gone and he started realizing how dark all the woods were around him. So the darkness suddenly closed over him and he became a werewolf! And then he went in search of his friends to devour them. But once he touched the pavement he turned back into a man. Then he saw princess bubble gum at the top of the stairs to door of the universe. But she went back down because she was afraid and warned job not to go up the stairs. But he went anyways against her will. And as he climbed he stood up there for a long time and had many adventures in his mind. Meanwhile, princess bubble gum goes into the same woods that job was in when he was a werewolf, and sat and was one with the cricket and he looked at princess bubble gum. Then job got to princess bubble gum and to pom pom and to Tustrutel and they continued on the journey to the party where the one last Nazi was waiting for them. And his name was Jacob Schmitt, and he put them in a trans but princess bubble gum escaped and job and pom pom followed and Shroomsypoo and Hair came to save them. The end.
